Saturday, December 6, 2014

US Army Master Sergeant brings the funny! (3 of 5)


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Author: George Ohan

Arriving: Amman, Jordan – Sunday, November 16, 2014  - 6:20PM

Geography pop quiz! >  Do you which states, countries, or bodies of water BORDER the current location that you live in?

The Kingdom of Jordan shares many borders and maybe you’ve heard of some of the following places:  Saudi Arabia, Iraq, Syria, Israel, and the Dead Sea?

Before making it through customs in Amman, Jordan every foreigner must purchase a “Visa” stamp for the amount of 40 Jordanian Dinars, which equals $60.  It’s basically just like a nightclub cover charge to get into the country.  This is where I started to notice the US Army Master Sergeant Benari Poulten show some real discipline and leadership.  Remember, we just entered an Arab country and Benari is known as the “GI Jew”……affectionately, known as that.  He quietly pulled me to the side and gave me a quick safety briefing the way an Army senior Non-Commissioned Officer knows how to do.  The run down was to avoid using military terms, don’t speak about any military bases, and locations to shows were definitely off limits to talk about…….also all of our stories had to match.  Try explaining why five guys from the USA are traveling in the Middle East for a comedy tour….to the Royal Jordanian Police?  Now that’s comedy!

*SUCCESS NOTE:  I had to research which countries charge a VISA Stamp fee.  Do they take dollars or did we need Jordanian Dinars?  Maybe we had to buy Egyptian Pounds?  Was the exchange rate better at a foreign currency exchange kiosk or did the rate in the ATM beat the airport exchange rate?  Would our ATM cards work in that particular country?  Did our financial institutions know that we were traveling overseas?  TOUR MANAGER must know all things good and evil! 

Many times in life we do not manage our expectations.  We create an idea about something in our minds and when that exact thing doesn’t happen the way that we had expected it, we are left disappointed.  When in fact, we are the ones that created that expectation of something awesome to happen, without actually doing anything awesome to ensure our desired outcome. 

EXAMPLE:  I bought a gym membership 11 months ago.  I’m still fat and I’m mad about it!  I only went to the gym 4 times.  SEE!?!!?!  I expected to be a hot, buff guy that talks to hot chicks in tight yoga pants….  Instead, I was a hairy, chubby guy that talked to guys in tight biker shorts! YUCK!!!!!  I was mad at the person that signed me up at the gym, because after 11 months I was still fat! – Manage Expectations.

Mr. Benari Poulten!  Back to who I wanted to talk about.  As US military veterans we understand that sometimes our situation might be less than perfect.  This is where Mr. Benari Poulten SHINES!!  We were doing comedy shows in remote places that didn’t exactly have a comedy club feel, but we had to make the best of it.  I can honestly say that we had audio issues about five different times and it always happened during the opening set.  This guy never skipped a beat, he put the non-working microphone down and kept the show going.  We can tell that the crowd of Soldiers were upset about the audio issues, but Benari just raised the level of enthusiasm and spoke louder.  He walked into the middle of the crowd and delivered joke after joke.  Soon you could see him start to win the crowd over one by one, because he never gave up.  Soldiers love to see that!  When they see you refusing to quit, they respect that.  Armed Forces Entertainment had assembled the right team.

We had the privilege of meeting multi-national forces and working with people from his majesty’s military in Jordan.  It was awesome to see our guys learning about the local culture, current state of military affairs, and being great ambassadors for the United States while overseas.  The fact that everyone on this tour were prior service military members gave us a unique advantage in knowing how to respect where we were and to represent the United States in a respectable manner.

We were introduced to a man by the name of Osama, a former Royal Jordanian Air Force pilot.  Benari and Osama seemed to hit it off as “friends” immediately.  This was so cool because Osama was immediately calling Benari his cousin. The GI JEW is now the cousin of a Jordanian guy?!  How could this be?  This is through education, mutual respect, and a willingness to understand each other beyond what the media tells us to believe.  Osama ended up taking us to Mt. Nebo, where Moses saw the promise land, had a great lunch, and he showed us where he hires people with disabilities at his mosaic shop to make beautiful art.

 It was amazing to dip our feet in the Jordan River at the Jesus baptism site, film my buddy Mr. Jody Fuller float in the Dead Sea, dance in a taxi to Arabic music with Key Lewis and our driver Ashraf, finally to top off the night with watching a San Francisco 49ers football game in Amman because P.J. Walsh recommended a sports bar for dinner!   (I ate the Lamb Burger, it was the best burger I have ever eaten!)

The troops were very thankful that we came and performed.  The stories that they shared with us after the shows were very inspiring and motivating to The GIs of Comedy.  This is really what keeps us going show after show.  Right now, this very moment, there is a US military person sitting in a desert somewhere, doing things that we don’t have to do.  If we could bring a couple of hours of happiness to their lives, then we will!

I spent each day taking photographs, shooting video, and managing our next move for the GIs of Comedy: Land & Sea Tour.  Each evening I downloaded the data and loaded it up to Dropbox for Thom Tran to choose which assets he will use for daily promotions.  While all of this is going on, I finally completed my last class to graduate college!  Graduation date is December 5, 2014.  I have now earned my second degree, Bachelors of Science degree in Entertainment Business from The Los Angeles Film School in Hollywood, CA. 

Next stop:  Tel Aviv & Jerusalem – Israel – November 21, 2014
(I was born in Syria, we’ll see how this works out for me?)

Very Respectfully,

George Ohan

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